April Fools Day…

So yes, that last post was not a real news story.  LOL (funny how I might Have to say that for one reason or another).  I love Photoshop and GIMP!  So Much Fun!!!

So April Fools Day?!?

I was only partly had.  Well for the most part.  Funny how you can forget that it is in fact April 1 on April 1.  Especially when trying to go about normal business and seeing in the bottom of the google autocomplete that they were “hiring autocompleters.”  I mean, I DID check it out, but I really did feel like it was some kind of joke.  I had to see what kind of people they were going to look to hire for this position.  When I read “32,000 WPM” was a desired requirement, I was pretty sure this was some kind of joke.  So I guess that they kinda got me, but really only because I forgot that it was April 1. 

Now the claim that Branson had purchased Pluto… was very lol!

LinkedIn thought it would be funny to say that I may know Albert Einstein… I can dig it!

Even the guy at the motor shop I went to today told me that prices were increased this month when I asked for a quote.  We laughed!

SO… haha

Justin Beiber Attacked!

Earlier tonight, after going to see the new movie, ”Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules,” Justin Bieber was attacked outside the theater! 

Outside the ArcLight theater.

This took place outside the Arclight Cinemas in Hollywood, California, where he is on vacation.  His assailant ran up from behind him with an electric trimmer, shaved a bald spot through his hair, and ran off. 

This type of attack has become more common, and was popularized by the show, Jackass.

No one has been able to identify the attacker.  The best description that has yet to surface was that of a middle-aged man in his mid 40s, with bushy brown hair and tinted glasses, and who stood at about 5’10″.  He was wearing blue jeans and a dark blazer.  As he ran by someone heard him say something about “being half a man,” though it is unclear what this could mean.

Several interviews with witnesses were conducted, and an artists sketch of the attacker has been released. 

Artist rendition of the attacker

Apparently not every one is a fan of Bieber’s new haircut!